I am not saying I do not like you the way you are,
I am just saying if your breasts were a little bigger,
The nipples in particular,
Then I would be more eager.
I am not saying you are untidy,
I am just saying if you could clean the house more often,
Then it is highly unlikely,
The infections will toughen.
I am not saying you are a spendthrift,
I am just saying you can shop better with a written budget,
I hope you get the drift,
From my small nugget.
I am not saying you have a loud mouth,
I am just saying if you could reduce the gossip,
Then we would witness more growth,
In our relationship.
I am not saying you need to befriend Colgate,
I am just saying a little fresh breath,
Is like a magnet,
Its attraction goes a long length.
I am not saying you are plump,
I am just saying exercise is good for your body,
Unless you are dump,
Eating is not a felony.